This week on ACSG, it's a double header of TWO Siberian hominids. We go all in on how the hell hominids work here, and the issues within the USSR with cryptozoology (spoilers: they were not very good at pseudoscience). One squatch is busy stealing your animals while the other is offering you nuts and berries. And one question lingers: why do governments hide [ignore] their very real [very fake] cryptids! It's all about the Almas and the Chuchunya this week! Topics include: how long would it take you to go woods crazy; please stop shooting the bears!; government bureaucracy is impeding on my sasquatch rights; the last surviving homos; eye-level with a yeti; bigfoot wants you to get vaccinated (or he'll kill your family).