The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide

That's MY WIFE in Them There Woods

Episode Summary

This Week: The Flatwoods Monster! We're finally talking about her! The massive, terrifying, smelly, lightbulb-shaped alien girl of your dreams! Today, we dive into the fascinating, terrifying, trendsetting case of the Flatwoods Monster, who not only stole our hearts but paved the way for a massive trend of aliens in the media with her signature look! Today's topics: Don't get out of your car in the woods; people don't know what bears are; the National Guard didn't prepare you for this; could you care for a Bigfoot? ; the Flatwoods Monster's legacy in anime and manga; neither of us can keep a tamagotchi alive; is the Flatwoods Monster a MILF?