The Amateur Cryptid Survival Guide

8th Grade Geometry Could Never

Episode Summary

This Week: A Whole Bunch of Strangely-Shaped Aliens! Wow, these little guys look SO weird! Have you ever dreamed of being chased by amorphous blobs? Have you ever had the specific, irrational fear that a giant egg will kill you and steal your car? Have you ever seen some cube-headed idiots nearly run their UFO into an old lady's house? Well, today's your lucky day! Today we're diving into the Medford Shmoos, The Saybrook Blockheads, the Stinkblobs, The Pendelli Egg, AND the Domsten Blobs, and they all have some ABSOLUTELY wild shit going on!! Today's topics: Don't eat the Shmoos, they enjoy it too much; "I ASSURE YOU WE ARE NORMAL PEOPLE"; Cas's closet is now a weird little alien sanctuary; THE SADIE HAWKINS DANCE IS WHAT??????; "All Too Well (Alien Blockhead Car Crash Version)"; oh god someone did actual geometry; climate change is impacting chupacabra migration patterns (or there's a mange outbreak); I saw (my own animatronic) Sasquatch; #FreeTagTheBear; that's one vengeful exocrine pancreas; star jellies; ethical dilemma: would you abandon your podcast co-host to save yourself from a murderous blob?